Jasper! Jasper!
That no-good cat.
Just a minute, you good-for-nothing, cheap fur coat!
Now, would you just look? Just look at that mess you made!
Now, understand this, Jasper, if you break one more thing...
...you are going out. O-U-T, out!
That's clear, isn't it?
One more breaking, and you're going out.
Now get out of my sight before I get mad!
One more breaking, and that cat is going out of here.
Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake, I hope and hope my soul he'll take. Amen.
Jasper! Jasper!
Man, you are practically out now!
And when I say, "out," Jasper, I mean out.
O-U-T, out!
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Thomas! Thomas!
If that cat's been in that kitchen...
Thomas, if you've been in that icebox, start praying.
Thomas! Thomas! Get in here, Thomas, and get this mouse!
Goodness. This is no place for a lady.
Thomas! Thomas!
Man, that mouse sure did get demobilized.
Thomas, get in here, tiger man...
...and get yourself a nice big bowl of delicious cream.
Thomas! Why, you two-timing...
...double-crossing, no-good, cheating cat!
Get out! Scat!
Go on, you no-good-for-nothing, moth-eaten mousetrap!
Get out! Now!
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'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
Mama!
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Once again, the phantom is abroad.
Trapped in the lonely tower...
...the girl can hear its mocking laughter echo louder...
...up the vaulted staircase.
Then a clawlike hand falls heavily upon the latch.
Slowly, the door creaks open.
A ghostly form drifts through the blackness of the chamber.
The helpless girl feels her hair stand on end.
Icy chills race down her spine.
Her heart leaps into her throat.
Closer.
And that, my dear children...
...concludes this evening's Witching Hour.
And you do believe in ghosts, don 't you?
It's...
It's a ghost...
Hello? Hello? This is the operator. Will you please get off the line?
That sounds like a burglar prowling around in that parlor.
If you're looking for trouble, Mr. Burglar...
...here I come.
Tom, you no-good cat!
Attacking from the rear, eh?
Well, take this! And this!
And get out of here, you good- for-nothing, moth-eating mousetrap!
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My goodness! What's going on in here?
Why, you overstuffed Pekingese dog, you!
What are you doing wrecking up the house?
Get out of here, you pug-nosed, old messing good-for-nothing!
You know darn well you are not allowed in this house. Ever!
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Just a minute. I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Well, how do you do, ma'am?
Why, of course I'll take care of her. My goodness.
She's no trouble at all, are you, honey?
Now, you just take your time, ma'am. Goodbye.
You just sit right over here on the couch and make yourself right at home.
Goodness, you are the cutest thing.
Help! Help!
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Wait a minute, stupid.
You don't have to share that mouse with that guy.
Look.
X marks the spot.
You get the general idea, don't you?
Okay, then. Let him have it.
I'm disgusted with you.
You're yellow! You lost your nerve.
Now listen here, you're a citizen, ain't you?
You got rights.
That mouse was yours first.
You had priorities on him.
Okay, then.
Plant that ax in his toupee...
...and you have that little cheese-nabber all to yourself. Go on! Swing it!
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Mama!
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Thomas! You no-good cat! That's sabotage!
Out you go!
You never thought you'd miss that cat, did you?
Feeling kind of lonesome?
Look at him.
You can 't live with him, but there's no fun without him.
You know you could get that guy back in here, though...
...if you really wanted to, couldn 't you?
Hey. You wanna get back in the house, don't you?
- Yeah. - Okay, then.
I'll go...
And you come around...
Then we'll both...
That's a lulu!
Timber!
Thomas! Get in here and save me!
Hey. We're still kidding, ain't we?
- Sure. - Okay, then.
Chase him in here, Thomas!
Hold him down, Thomas! Don't let him get away!
Did I get him?
Yes, Thomas, you are a hero.
Here's a reward for getting rid of that mouse.
Boy, you sure are a mouse catcher.
Why, that dirty, double-crossing, good-for-nothing, two-timing...
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You are a bad, naughty little baby, running away from your mama like that!
You come out of there, or I'll get my hairbrush...
...and I will spank you right on your little "ditie."
Nancy, it's like I always say, it ain't the work, it's the worry.
Now you get right back in your little bed.
And now it's time for your dinner, and here it is.
Now, I am going downtown and buy me a new girdle.
And you stay right in your little bed, or I will spank you again and...
Goodbye!
Mama!
Baby!
You is a bad kitty-cat for getting out of bed!
Now you get right back in!
If you get up one more time, I will hold your little nose...
...and I will pour castor oil in your mouth.
And it will taste awful bad, and that ain't good.
Rock-a-bye?
Oops-a-daisy.
He fell in the fishbowl.
Anesthetic.
- Diaper. - Diaper.
- Powder. - Powder.
- Oil. - Oil.
- Safety pin. - Safety pin.
- Forceps. - Forceps.
- Rubber pants. - Rubber pants.
Hey, look! I'm dancing! I'm dancing!
Hey, Ma!
Baby!
This is the last straw what is breaking my back as soon as it is turned.
You are a bad baby, so now you have to take castor oil.
Now, come on. Open up. Come on!
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